Savage merch for truth-tellers, professional pot-stirrers, and people who say what everyone else is thinking. Plus the AI that roasts you harder than your group chat.
I Break Everything.
The parent shirt said they break everything. This one is the admission.
White dripping “I BREAK” over a huge red “EVERYTHING.” Cracked lime star, silent mug-face. No company name on the shirt. Built to stand next to Boy Mom: They Break Everything (Including Themselves).
Works on boys. Works on girls who also destroy the house. The joke is the kid, not the gender.
• 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
• Athletic Heather is 90% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Ribbed cuff
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, US
